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Haiku U

Readers wax eloquent about quality

Quality Digest
Mon, 10/10/2011 - 09:43
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Body

1.
Wild craziness
No one knows diddly here
Going homeward bound

 

2.
We have an issue!
Looking for the root cause?
Go to the gemba!

 

3.
5 Whys finds root cause
Corrective action needed
Must sustain changes

 

4.
My quality plan
Seven kids and wife at hand
Life is paradise

 

5.
Set the aims and goals,
Then do the plan and adjust,
Without all you’ll bust

 

6.
Five follows next to _____.
Seven will surely add two _____.
Five will do, who needs _____?

 

7.
Haste, panic, regret.
Audit time is drawing near.
Feels like déjà vu.

 

8.
What is quality?
On time, right way, every time.
Excellence, always.

 

9.
Incoming tests
Not the way to do QA
Supplier, take care!

 

10.
In control or not?
There is a chart for that, too—
If you’d but use it…

 

11.
The data don’t match
My readings are different—
Calibrate it now!

 

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