Okay, so I’m a little—actually, very—late to the whole #sharktanknation. Shark Tank first aired in 2009, and I’m almost ashamed to say I’d never watched an episode until last year. Interestingly enough, after watching just one episode I was hooked.

In case you aren’t familiar with this “structured” reality show, here’s how it works, according to the ABC website: “The sharks — tough, self-made millionaires and billionaire tycoons — are looking to invest in America’s best businesses and products. The sharks will give people from all walks of life the chance to chase the American dream, and potentially secure business deals that could make them millions.”

In short, you make a pitch, and if they “bite” (i.e., choose to invest), you have the chance of a lifetime.

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