1.
Wild craziness
No one knows diddly here
Going homeward bound
2.
We have an issue!
Looking for the root cause?
Go to the gemba!
3.
5 Whys finds root cause
Corrective action needed
Must sustain changes
4.
My quality plan
Seven kids and wife at hand
Life is paradise
5.
Set the aims and goals,
Then do the plan and adjust,
Without all you’ll bust
6.
Five follows next to _____.
Seven will surely add two _____.
Five will do, who needs _____?
7.
Haste, panic, regret.
Audit time is drawing near.
Feels like déjà vu.
8.
What is quality?
On time, right way, every time.
Excellence, always.
9.
Incoming tests
Not the way to do QA
Supplier, take care!
10.
In control or not?
There is a chart for that, too—
If you’d but use it…
11.
The data don’t match
My readings are different—
Calibrate it now!
12.
Internal audit
Profound opportunities—
Who will embrace them?
13.
Customer not pleased
Need corrective action fast
Root cause—where are you
14.
Lean is a journey
Six Sigma the goal
…Continuously
15.
Quality is more
Than doing things the right way.
It’s a way of life.
16.
ISO comes from France,
But is held in Switzerland,
Based on a Greek word
17.
People avoid me
I'm just trying to improve
Company profits
18.
Customer complaint
Root cause analysis starts
Track down the problem
19.
Nonconformism
Keeps me on the move daily
Oh well pays the rent
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